Late night open thread

It's back! The Saturday Night Scoreboard Show! If your team won it's like Cool Whip on pie. If they lost, maybe you should leave now...

Georgia State 38
Tennessee 30
The Vols haven't gone bowling the last two seasons. Look at that score, they'll be available for your Christmas parties this year too

Maryland 79
Howard 0
Every year, every goddamned year Maryland starts like a house afire in September and then just implode. Everything seems to be on schedule

Eastern Michigan 30
Coastal Carolina 23
If you don't think EMU winning a road game in week one isn't big you have a short memory. Mike Glass III was 20-of-22 passing for 188 yards and three touchdowns while four EMU defenders had picks

North Carolina 24
South Carolina 20
Johnny would say South Carolina could get even in basketball but, well, yeah

Western Michigan 48
Monmouth 13
Drinks will flow and blood will spill in Waldo's tonight

Boise State 36
Florida State 31
Would you look at that, Florida State went up 31-13 late in the first half and realized it was Labor Day weekend and they were through working

Iowa State 29
Northern Iowa 26 3OT
What do they eat at tailgate parties in Iowa before the corn is ready?

UTSA 35
Incarnate Word 7
Apparently that word wasn't defense

Tulane 42
FIU 14
Johnny got a cool Tulane shirt with a pelican surfing on it so no doubt Tulane is in for a big year. Hey, Johnny got a Furman shirt a few years back and look at them now

The Oscoda City Desk Game of the Week®
Tennessee Tech 59
Samford 58 2OT
Not only is this our Game of the Week but the Playstation Game of the Week as well. Tennessee Tech got power up and came from way back to send it to OT where Andrew Goldsmith scored the TD, and David Gist added the two-point conversion to win. For his winning score, David Gist can loot and pillage Cookeville Tennessee for the next 24 hours

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