Saturday, September 28, 2019

Late night open thread

The Saturday Night Scoreboard Show -- It's free and you can't get enough college football!

Western Michigan 31
Central Michigan 15
As is tradition in Kalamazoo when WMU beats their arch-rivals, a CMU cheerleader is tied to the train tracks outside Waldo Stadium

Temple 24
Georgia Tech 2
When you think about it, Georgia Tech only had two more points than you did

Minnesota 38
Purdue 31
The Scoreboard Show Stock market is open, you buying or selling Minnesota at 4-0?

Michigan State 40
Indiana 31
The Indiana players spent the afternoon talking a great game until the Spartans scored 9 points in the last 8 seconds

Appalachian State 56
Coastal Carolina 37
The Playstation Game of the Week

Lehigh 10
Merrimack 3
South Mountain sleeps a little easier tonight

Samford 61
The Citadel 56 4OT
Some weeks you're up, some weeks you're down, eh Citadel? It's what makes the game great

Wake Forest 27
Boston College 24
Wake is 5-0 kids, they won this one on the road

Florida 38
Towson 0
Shouldn't Florida be upping the level of competition as October draws near?

The Oscoda City Desk Game of the Week®
Clemson 21
North Carolina 20
Nobody saw a close game coming so when the time came near the end for North Carolina to choose an extra point to tie it and send it to OT or go for two and get power up and upset the #1 team in the country the Tar Heels rolled the dice and brought this one out of their playbook:
Oy, that's just awful. Because of this, NOBODY gets to loot or pillage anything this week. Here's hoping we get a ten-bell hero for next Saturday's games

Time for Oscoda, After Dark

Friday, September 27, 2019

Late night open thread

The Oscoda Owls are on a roll. They won again tonight 54-0 over Rogers City. A big one next week in Tawas to be sure.

Time for Oscoda, After Dark

Friday night MULTIMEDIA EXTRAVAGANZA with THE POGUES!

Oh what a song. Johnny loves this so hard. He especially loves how Joe Strummer used this song in his soundtrack to the film Grosse Pointe Blank over the part where John Cusack's character found out just whom he was in Detroit to kill. 'Lorca's Novena' and a hell of a Spanish history lesson leading us off tonight.

Friday night MULTIMEDIA EXTRAVAGANZA with DIANA ROSS AND THE SUPREMES!

Johnny sees you. He's watched you for years. Whenever a Supremes song comes on you go into your Supremes dance moves, swinging your arm to one side just so. Dancing with imaginary partners. Johnny's got you sussed. Just for you tonight, cut loose, give it your best Diana Ross and the Supremes imitation on 'Reflections'

Friday night MULTIMEDIA EXTRAVAGANZA with MIDNIGHT OIL!

One of Johnny's favorite 'fighting back against the man' songs, 'Blue Sky Mine' from Midnight Oil whom Johnny thinks never got their due as a great band. Off into this rainy night you all go.

Rogers City invades The Owl's Nest tonight

Oscoda football fans, tonight's weather may test you more than Rogers City will test the Owls football team. Heavy rain and wind should make it to Oscoda before kickoff and it should be one of those cold pelting rains that make outdoor events so much more fun.

As for the teams on the field, Rogers City comes in 0-4. They played Wittemore-Prescott and Tawas close the first two losses but since then, not much. After a close opener the Owls have pretty much destroyed everything in their path like a winged Godzilla. 70-7, 56-0, 50-0 are the last three Oscoda winning scores. We'd anticipate that trend should continue.

Fearless forecast:
Oscoda 40
Rain 14
Rogers City 12

Sunday, September 22, 2019

Late night open thread

The Saturday Night Scoreboard Show -- Making Johnny work in a week filled with dull games to find the gems!

Wisconsin 35
Michigan 14
Maybe another trip to the Vatican or camping in a kicker's back yard would help

Pitt 35
UCF 34
Pat Narduzzi rolled the dice and moved his mice by using the "Pitt Special" play to get power up and score a winning two point conversion and breaking UCF's 27-game non-bowl winning streak
Texas 36
Oklahoma State 30
From above, the stadium looked like a big delicious orange whip

Cal 28
Ole Miss 20
The Bears are 4-0 and fortunate Ole Miss had never learned the vital role the clock plays in the game of football

Michigan State 31
Northwestern 10
Mark Dantonio becomes MSU's all-time winningest coach, passing Duffy Daugherty, while in Ann Arbor they begin window shopping new head coaches

UAB 35
South Alabama 3
Here's how the first half went for South Alabama vs the Dragons

New Mexico 55
New Mexico State 52
Fans of both teams in Albuquerque paid for the whole seat but only needed the edge

San Jose St. 31
Arkansas 24
The Trojans scored with just over a minute to go for the win. When Arkansas contacted the SEC Football Offices to report the game score they heard, "New phone, who dis?"

Texas State 37
Georgia State 34 3OT
Last week we were tripping over overtime games

The Oscoda City Desk Game of the Week®
Eastern Michigan 34
Central Connecticut 29
The odds of Eastern Michigan being involved in the Game of the Week twice in a row are astronomical. Then again so are the odds another game in Washtenaw County would end on a botched or blocked punt (Michigan vs Michigan State in 2015) with seconds to play. EMU had a 28-15 lead before a weather delay early in the 4th quarter. After the break the Blue Devils dominated and took a 29-28 lead with under two minutes to play. Eastern couldn't move the ball and were picked off on their last offensive possession. The EMU defense did stand tall and forced Central Connecticut into a punt with, as you'll hear, 18 seconds to play:
Incredible. For his heroics, Matthew Sexton may loot and pillage Ypsilanti Michigan (And make sure you hit up Sidetrack) for the next 24 hours

Time for Oscoda, After Dark

Saturday, September 21, 2019

Late night open thread

Oscoda won their game deep down in the state of Ohio tonight by the impressive score of 50-0. 'Dem Owls is 4-0.

Time for Oscoda, After Dark

Friday, September 20, 2019

Friday night MULTIMEDIA EXTRAVAGANZA with THE CARS!

Johnny would be so remiss if he didn't mention the passing of The Cars Ric Ocasek this past week. Last week we had a full on tribute to Eddie Money which was great but we cannot turn the Music Series into an In Memorium type of thing. The Cars had a HUGE influence on Johnny, right in his wheelhouse for years. Instead of one of the more well-worn radio hits, tonight Johnny is going to go with one of his favorite Ric Ocasek vocals here on 'Dangerous Type' which as YouTube mentions, was the last song put on the Candy-O album.

Friday night MULTIMEDIA EXTRAVAGANZA with ECHO AND THE BUNNYMEN!

Yep, when Johnny was young all the ladies said he had 'Lips Like Sugar' because any girl he kissed came down with the diabeetus.

What? It could happen.

Friday night MULTIMEDIA EXTRAVAGANZA with VAN HALEN!

As Johnny is fond of saying, Van Halen, because sometimes you have to rock. 'Jamie's Cryin' taking us out tonight. But not to the carnival, that closed at 10. Why do they even have to close? Just let people living near Furtaw Field sleep through two nights of fun like everyone else has to from July 1-5.

Johnny tells tall tales from the sea: The day Brandon went down to Ohio...

Just as our Oscoda Owls have a football game waaaaaaay down in Ohio tonight, Johnny thought he'd share his experience and maybe give you some kind of idea what might take place (besides an Owls win!).

First off, the team had to leave for Sherwood (Fairview HS about an hour west and a little south of the Toledo area) probably earlier than just a straight trip there because of the logistics. A bus for the players and coaches, a bus for the equipment, 2 spirit busses (Which Johnny didn't understand why they just didn't leave at like 2 or 3 pm) and around 9am off the whole carnival went, the whole team in new "Brandon Pride" shirts. Southbound and down.

When you get about 30 high school boys and young men together, hi-jinx will occur even with adult supervision. Bawdy limericks and poems, the odd can of beer passed around secretly, it seemed the longer the drive the more intense the nonsense became. Some slept if they could, some were annoyed and some kept up the pranking that is until the bus pulled into a Ponderosa so the hungry men of Ortonville went into the Ponderosa and ate all the foodz. Seriously, as Johnny recalls they started running out of certain things which made everything take longer to get us out of the restaurant, back on the bus, and over to meet our new 'friends' at Fairview HS.

There are few sounds as recognizable as a school bus air brake being let out on one of the 1970's school busses that lasted forever. As two busses parked outside Fairview High School, and the air brakes went off, a swarm of Fairview students all ran to the windows to look out at the newly arrived 'foreigners' from another state as if they had three eyes or two heads. Their curiosity quickly turned to rage as while the Fairview principal, staff and football coaches were welcoming the Brandon coaching staff and commenting what a great day this is and what a wonderful event this will be most of Johnny's teammates were flipping the bird and making faces at the Fairview students looking back. Who were these high school football equivalents of the Charlestown Chiefs from Slapshot? Look at those bus brigands. Shameful.

Coaches in general don't always tell their teams the whole truth. Sure, the NY Jets coach can tell them they're going to win with a third string QB in New England Sunday but deep down he knows that's not happening. The level of not telling the team the whole truth hit a new level of WTF when mid-afternoon as the Brandon squad had a walk-through on the Fairview field. "Hey coach, look down there in the end zone. Those are banners. State CHAMPIONSHIP banners." Yes dear readers, Fairview had won a couple state titles recently and this was now instantly dawning upon a team that had won three games in two seasons. Somehow this factoid was left out of the pre-game preparations.

Johnny distinctly remembers members of the team as game time grew closer making Michigan vs. Ohio State references. Maybe they drew strength from this.

Fairview had a lot of fans that night. A lot. Brandon games most nights attendance could be counted in about 2 minutes. Somehow, and this will remain a mystery until the end of days, someone from the Brandon team may have brushed against the Fairview giant two story totem pole (They had an Indian motif -- Johnny just Googled, they are the Apaches) and it got knocked over as the team ran onto the field. Johnny would think something that big and smashy might have been better anchored. Brandon played their best game that night in forever. Maybe it was guys thinking they were playing in the Michigan vs. OSU game after all. The little team from up north was trading blows with a far better and much bigger team. Guys who shied away from contact in practice since August were making hard tackles, running backs were breaking them. That Brandon pride was whooping and hollering at halftime as the team ran by the horizontal totem pole to the locker room as they trailed only 20-16. The second half was telling however as the better team with better players did beat Brandon (best estimate) about 37-22.

What does Johnny remember most about the long bus ride back home? Listening to one player who tore up his knee wince and yelp every time the bus took a bump hard which was all the way home.

No pranks, no cans of beer on the way back, just a really fun game and a great story.

Go Owls!

Thursday, September 19, 2019

Late night open thread

The Oscoda football Owls have a game in Ohio tomorrow. His senior year Johnny got to play a high school football game against a team from Ohio. That story on the 'morrow but before the rides at Bunyan Fest start up.

Time for Oscoda, After Dark

You know it, you love it, you can't live without it, It's Paul Bunyan Days in Oscoda!

One of the social events of the year is upon us, Oscodans (Oscodites?), the Paul Bunyan Days festival thing. Three days of chainsaws and wood and corn dogs and cotton candy and RIDES! That's right, the carnival is not in your town this weekend, because it's in OURS. Johnny's got people coming from such far away and exotic towns as East Tawas to come see all this. If you'd like the full schedule the Oscoda Press has you covered, they lay it all out. 

Johnny will see you there Party Cats and Kittens!

Lake Huron
US-23
Lake Huron
US-23
Lake Huron
Pack House
Pack House
PACK HOUSE!

Like a good friend of Johnny's once said of carnival rides, "One hippie forgets one bolt and we die."

Saturday, September 14, 2019

Late night open thread

The Saturday Night Scoreboard Show. Other sites give you scores, we give you scores plus facts you can use in your work presentations and school papers.

Iowa 18
Iowa State 17
You know what they say: When Iowa wins the Cy-Hawk Trophy corn prices stay stable. When Iowa State wins the dead rise and goblins roam the lands

Auburn 55
Kent State 16
Did you know Alabama head coach Nick Saban was a student at Kent State and on campus the day of the National Guard shooting there? It's true

Wake Forest 24
North Carolina 18
North Carolina scored 15 points in the 4th quarter...and still lost by 8. 'Dem Demon Deacons are 3-0 and nobody's got Deacon Blues at Wake Forest

Texas A&M 62
Lamar 3
The Aggies curb-stomped Lamar. Johnny just wanted to use "curb-stomped" tonight and saw the score to this particular game

FAU 31
Ball State 21
David Letterman's alma mater engaged in too many Stupid Human Tricks with 4 turnovers while also allowing 5 sacks

The Citadel 27
Georgia Tech 24 OT
This win will be remembered by Bulldog fans until the end of, well, no, because it's THE CITADEL

Charlotte 52
Massachusetts 17
Uh oh, sounds like another Nicholas Cage American independence movie

Jackson State 49
Tennessee State 44
The Playstation "Because you're just gonna keep going for it on fourth down anyway" Game of the Week®

Tulane 58
Missouri State 6
That awesome surfing pelican Tulane shirt Johnny bought before the season? #Dividends

The Oscoda City Desk Game of the Week®
Eastern Michigan 34
Illinois 31
After Illinois tied the game late, Mike Glass III carved the Illini secondary like cake and Chad Ryland dropped his second dagger ball on a Big Ten team in as many years (That kick was like an ugly baby, you still love it) and EMU won it's third straight game vs a Big Ten team. This long-time EMU fan would never have imagined that. EMU now has as many Big Ten wins in the last three years as Illinois and Rutgers. For their heroics, BOTH Mike Glass III and Chad Ryland may loot and pillage Champaign for the next 24 hours. What's that? The EMU fight song? Welllllllll we're going to allow it:
Time for Oscoda, After Dark

Friday, September 13, 2019

Late night open thread

Well, Oscoda did beat the stripes off the Alcona Tigers tonight, 56-0. The Owls improve to 3-0 on the young season.

Make sure to come back tomorrow night for the Saturday Night Scoreboard Show, the best thing about, well, Saturday night!

Time for Oscoda, After Dark

Friday night MULTIMEDIA EXTRAVAGANZA with EDDIE MONEY!

First things first, Eddie Money had a HUGE impact on Johnny one night, his FIRST concert. Boston, Eddie Money and a band called New England that had some minor hit all at the Pontiac Silverdome. Johnny his best friend "Paco", his sister (who was Johnny's debate partner in HS) "Esmerelda" and Johnny's best friend growing up, "Einstein VonBrainstorm" who was dating "Esmerelda." "Einstein VonBrainstorm" was 18 and could still get the group booze at the time as the age wasn’t 21 yet in Michigan. Rum and Coke flowed even for the three underage rock music fans that night.

Hearing 'Baby Hold On' as Eddie Money came on stage was transcendent. The HUGE speakers, the LOUD sound, the ROAR of the crowd, the Bic lighters everywhere was AMAZING. It was like the rush seeing Saturn through a telescope for the first time. WOW, Johnny needed to see SO MANY more concerts.

That was the story August 19, 1978.

By all accounts he was a really nice guy, one of the good ones in music. RIP Eddie Money.

Speaking of 'Baby Hold On' let's kick off Eddie Money night here on the Music Series.

Friday night MULTIMEDIA EXTRAVAGANZA with EDDIE MONEY!

Anyone smart enough, schooled enough in music history and sharp enough of a songwriter that thinks to bring Ronnie Spector back for a bow is OK in Johnny's book. Just a really, really good collaboration between Eddie Money and Ronnie Spector on 'Take Me Home Tonight'

Friday night MULTIMEDIA EXTRAVAGANZA with EDDIE MONEY!

Sending you out with a song you've heard so many times and maybe tonight with Mr. Money (That sounds ridiculous, Johnny realizes that) passing away maybe tonight take a deeper listen and remember all over again why his music was just good, solid, fun rock and roll.

'Two Tickets to Paradise' taking us out tonight.

The Music Series tonight is gonna pour one out for a really good guy and maker of hits, Eddie Money

Make sure to come back after Oscoda beats the snot out of Alcona in football tonight. Alcona is lucky Johnny hasn't renamed Alcona County, "Oscoda County North" yet.

Saturday, September 7, 2019

Late night open thread

The Saturday Night Scoreboard Show, you know it, you love it, you can't live without it!

Maryland 63
Syracuse 20
What mistake did Syracuse make today class? That's right, scheduling Maryland in September

Michigan 24
Army 21 2OT
The Jim Harbaugh era came under heavy fire today but the Wolverines called in some air support and got power up in OT

Iowa 30
Rutgers 0
Rutgers gonna Rutgers

Delaware 44
Rhode Island 36 3OT
Back and forth they went, Rams and Hens, Hens and Rams, until finally the Blue Hens emerged victorious

Kent State 26
Kennesaw State 23 OT
Kind of the theme today, overtimes

BYU 29
Tennessee 26 2OT
Does Peyton Manning have to stop being in every teevee ad now that the Vols are 0-2?

Missouri 38
West Virginia 7
It's early in the season and Art Van's finest davenports are already burning in Morgantown

Florida State 45
Louisiana-Monroe 44 OT
Louisiana-Monroe cheesed their extra point in overtime and America was sad

Alabama 62
New Mexico State 10
Oh look, no overtime

The Oscoda City Desk Game of the Week®
Colorado 34
Nebraska 31 OT
The Huskers had a 17-0 lead at halftime and were on cruise control. The Buffs got power up and came all the way back to tie it. It was there, in overtime, Nebraska did everything they could to stop Colorado from taking a lead with a field goal. They were offside. Didn't help. They roughed the kicker. Still nothing. Colorado kicker James Stefanou, who happens to be 32 years old, nailed the big kick. Yes, Johnny said 32 years old AND he's only the second oldest player in college football. For his heroics, and since he's 32, James Stefanou can loot and pillage Boulder Colorado, and drink booze, for 24 hours.

Time for Oscoda, After Dark

Friday, September 6, 2019

Late night open thread

The Oscoda football Owls improved to 2-0 tonight with an utter thrashing Coleman, 70-7. The Owls had 54 points at halftime and everything worked. You have to appreciate these games for what they are and move ahead and prepare for bigger battles. Great night team!

Time for Oscoda, After Dark

Friday night MULTIMEDIA EXTRAVAGANZA with THE RAMONES!

Ready? 'Chinese Rock' and GO!

Friday night MULTIMEDIA EXTRAVAGANZA with TEARS FOR FEARS!

Johnny has one song in mind by Tears for Fears tonight, the long version of 'Pale Shelter' which is just all that and a bag of chips. Tears for Fears has a great catalog to draw from but this, this one's Johnny's fave.

Friday night MULTIMEDIA EXTRAVAGANZA with THE SMITHEREENS!

The Smithereens always sound good. Always have. One of the few bands Johnny and Mrs. Johnny agreed upon from the get-go. We'll get you out the door to the parties tonight to the sound of 'Blood and Roses' and that Jersey sound.

Monday, September 2, 2019

Late night open thread

Now comes the best time of year, fall. If the people downstate don't want to come up for the incredible trails, hiking, leaves and views, more for everyone else. Plus that water will be good for at least two more weeks.

Time for Oscoda, After Dark

Happy Labor Day to all our readers

Sure Labor Day is a day off from, well, laboring for most folks. But do you really know the history of why Labor Day came to be? Here's a hint, back before organized labor, you worked 12 hours a day 7 days a week. There was no such thing as a weekend off. Children as young as 5 worked for a living. Johnny is including a history of Labor Day link we hope you'll click and get your learn on....while you're not working today.

Happy Labor Day from everyone at the Oscoda City Desk!