Sunday, September 22, 2019

Late night open thread

The Saturday Night Scoreboard Show -- Making Johnny work in a week filled with dull games to find the gems!

Wisconsin 35
Michigan 14
Maybe another trip to the Vatican or camping in a kicker's back yard would help

Pitt 35
UCF 34
Pat Narduzzi rolled the dice and moved his mice by using the "Pitt Special" play to get power up and score a winning two point conversion and breaking UCF's 27-game non-bowl winning streak
Texas 36
Oklahoma State 30
From above, the stadium looked like a big delicious orange whip

Cal 28
Ole Miss 20
The Bears are 4-0 and fortunate Ole Miss had never learned the vital role the clock plays in the game of football

Michigan State 31
Northwestern 10
Mark Dantonio becomes MSU's all-time winningest coach, passing Duffy Daugherty, while in Ann Arbor they begin window shopping new head coaches

UAB 35
South Alabama 3
Here's how the first half went for South Alabama vs the Dragons

New Mexico 55
New Mexico State 52
Fans of both teams in Albuquerque paid for the whole seat but only needed the edge

San Jose St. 31
Arkansas 24
The Trojans scored with just over a minute to go for the win. When Arkansas contacted the SEC Football Offices to report the game score they heard, "New phone, who dis?"

Texas State 37
Georgia State 34 3OT
Last week we were tripping over overtime games

The Oscoda City Desk Game of the Week®
Eastern Michigan 34
Central Connecticut 29
The odds of Eastern Michigan being involved in the Game of the Week twice in a row are astronomical. Then again so are the odds another game in Washtenaw County would end on a botched or blocked punt (Michigan vs Michigan State in 2015) with seconds to play. EMU had a 28-15 lead before a weather delay early in the 4th quarter. After the break the Blue Devils dominated and took a 29-28 lead with under two minutes to play. Eastern couldn't move the ball and were picked off on their last offensive possession. The EMU defense did stand tall and forced Central Connecticut into a punt with, as you'll hear, 18 seconds to play:
Incredible. For his heroics, Matthew Sexton may loot and pillage Ypsilanti Michigan (And make sure you hit up Sidetrack) for the next 24 hours

Time for Oscoda, After Dark

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