Saturday, September 14, 2019

Late night open thread

The Saturday Night Scoreboard Show. Other sites give you scores, we give you scores plus facts you can use in your work presentations and school papers.

Iowa 18
Iowa State 17
You know what they say: When Iowa wins the Cy-Hawk Trophy corn prices stay stable. When Iowa State wins the dead rise and goblins roam the lands

Auburn 55
Kent State 16
Did you know Alabama head coach Nick Saban was a student at Kent State and on campus the day of the National Guard shooting there? It's true

Wake Forest 24
North Carolina 18
North Carolina scored 15 points in the 4th quarter...and still lost by 8. 'Dem Demon Deacons are 3-0 and nobody's got Deacon Blues at Wake Forest

Texas A&M 62
Lamar 3
The Aggies curb-stomped Lamar. Johnny just wanted to use "curb-stomped" tonight and saw the score to this particular game

FAU 31
Ball State 21
David Letterman's alma mater engaged in too many Stupid Human Tricks with 4 turnovers while also allowing 5 sacks

The Citadel 27
Georgia Tech 24 OT
This win will be remembered by Bulldog fans until the end of, well, no, because it's THE CITADEL

Charlotte 52
Massachusetts 17
Uh oh, sounds like another Nicholas Cage American independence movie

Jackson State 49
Tennessee State 44
The Playstation "Because you're just gonna keep going for it on fourth down anyway" Game of the Week®

Tulane 58
Missouri State 6
That awesome surfing pelican Tulane shirt Johnny bought before the season? #Dividends

The Oscoda City Desk Game of the Week®
Eastern Michigan 34
Illinois 31
After Illinois tied the game late, Mike Glass III carved the Illini secondary like cake and Chad Ryland dropped his second dagger ball on a Big Ten team in as many years (That kick was like an ugly baby, you still love it) and EMU won it's third straight game vs a Big Ten team. This long-time EMU fan would never have imagined that. EMU now has as many Big Ten wins in the last three years as Illinois and Rutgers. For their heroics, BOTH Mike Glass III and Chad Ryland may loot and pillage Champaign for the next 24 hours. What's that? The EMU fight song? Welllllllll we're going to allow it:
Time for Oscoda, After Dark

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