Late night open thread

A man is at the bar, drunk. I pick him up off the floor, and offer to take him home. On the way to my car, he falls down three times. When I get to his house, I help him out of the car, and on the way to the front door, he falls down four more times. I ring the bell and say, Here's your husband! The man's wife says, Where's his wheelchair? -- Henny Youngman

(Johnny had been holding this joke in reserve for years for a random Late Night thread. Tonight was the night)

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