Saturday, August 31, 2024

It's the Saturday night Scoreboard Show!

If college football is back so is the best scoreboard show in America. You all know how this works. Let's get to it, shall we?

Georgia 34
Clemson 3
Georgia has probably forgotten all about being left out of last year's playoffs.

Iowa 40
Illinois State 0
Iowa using up all their allotted points of the season in week 1? "It's a bold strategy, Cotton, let's see if it pays off for them."

Vanderbilt 34
Virginia Tech 27 OT
Johnny had to do a double-take as well. 

Air Force 21
Merrimack 6
Didn't Air Force join the Big Ten too? Johnny has lost count.

Purdue 49
Indiana State 0
Savor this one Boiler fans, savor, not many more of these on the horizon.

Washington State 70
Portland State 30
THIS is how you take first place in a two-team league.

Northern Illinois 54
Western Illinois 15
In the excitement that is directional-school Illinois football, NIU reigns supreme.

Northern Arizona 66
Lincoln (CA) 6
Uh oh, let's hope nether is nicknamed the Fighting Ouija Boards

The Citadel 22
Charleston Southern 21
The Citadel got power up with a late TD and held on to win

The Oscoda City Desk Game of the Week®
Rhode Island 20
Holy Cross 17
Devin Farrell hit Shawn Harris Jr. with a 31-yard TD pass with 19 seconds to play sending Meade Stadium into pandemonium. For their efforts both Farrell and Harris Jr. may loot and pillage Kingston Rhode Island for the next 24 hours.

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