Saturday, September 7, 2024

It's the Saturday night Scoreboard Show!

A big day of football means a big evening of snark.

Iowa State 20
Iowa 19
You know what they say: When Iowa wins the Cy-Hawk Trophy corn prices stay stable. When Iowa State wins the dead rise from the grave and goblins roam the lands. 

Northern Illinois 16
Notre Dame 14
There are probably already tattoos on NIU students with this score.

Rutgers 49
Akron 17
Something feels different about this version of the Fighting Pork Rolls, something legit.

Pittsburgh 28
Cincinnati 27
Isn't this supposed to be a tomorrow kind of score?

Virginia 31
Wake Forest 30
Virginia gets power up in the 4th quarter and get themselves on the Scoreboard Show

Texas 31
Michigan 12
If Michigan loses to USC in two weeks they'll close the bridges in Ann Arbor.

Sacred Heart 10
St. Anselm 3
They probably changed the channel on this one in Heaven.

Edinboro 23
Robert Morris 21
You've never heard of a game-winning safety before? Ask Edinboro's Tristian Waldier, he'll tell you all about them.

Rice 69
Texas Southern 7
That's some hot Rice.

The Oscoda City Desk Game of the Week®
Lafayette 40
Monmouth 35
Lafayette QB threw not one but TWO TD"s in the final minute of the game to help the Leopards get power up and win the game. For his efforts, Dean DeNobile may loot and pillage West Long Branch New Jersey for the next 24 hours.

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