Late night open thread

The Saturday Night Scoreboard Show -- It's not so much analysis as salient mean girls shit

Michigan 10
Iowa 3
You know how in hockey a team can get outplayed overall but the goalie plays so well he steals a game? Send out the arrest warrants for the Michigan D because they robbed Iowa

Wisconsin 48
Kent State 0
Johnny likes Wisconsin's chances in the MAC this season. They'll probably make the title game where they'll play...

Notre Dame 52
Bowling Green 0
It's October, what are you big teams doing playing MAC schools at this point?

SMU 43
Tulsa 37 3OT
SMU won even after gifting Tulsa this sweet as hell touchdown. Johnny thought they'd found tape of his high school days returning kicks. Johnny also is a fortune teller ya know. He looked into his crystal ball and sees laps, lots and lots of laps for the SMU kick return team at practice Monday

Ohio State 34
Michigan State 10
Think about it, MSU has a pretty stout first-class defense. If Ohio State can run over, on, and around it for 3 quarters like the dead overran Winterfell, what chance does your team have?

UTSA 26
UTEP 16
Every so often you have to put up a score that looks like an eye test

Tulane 42
Army 33
It's eerie really, Johnny buys a small college shirt and that college goes on a winning rampage (see Wofford, Furman, Florida Gulf Coast, Lehigh, all have enjoyed the magic at some point)

Oregon 17
California 7
There, see, we talked about the PAC-12

Georgia State 52
Arkansas State 38
You punt one time in PlayStation and you're screwed

The Oscoda City Desk Game of the Week®
Lehigh 21
Colgate 14
Tied late in the game against the defending Patriot League champions, Zaythan Hill trucked the ball 9 yards in the waning moments to get power up and deliver a Lehigh victory at Colgate and a 1-0 start in the Patriot League. For his efforts, Zaythan Hill make loot and pillage Hamilton New York for the next 24 hours

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