Illegally parked in Jersey City New Jersey? You wear the cones of shame!
Time for Oscoda, After Dark
Saturday, September 30, 2023
The Saturday night Scoreboard Show!
Time for conference play and backyard brawls...
Georgia 27
Auburn 20
Georgia whistled past the graveyard today
Michigan 45
Nebraska 7
The world may have ended if on Monday Michigan was #1 and the Lions were in first place
USC 48
Colorado 41
Sooner or later all offense and no defense comes back to bite you
Southern Connecticut 6
St. Anselm 3
Save those ticket stubs, they'll only go up in value
Kentucky 33
Florida 14
Playing the part of Charles Jefferson in Fast Times at Ridgemont High today is UK's Ray Davis; 26 carries, 280 yards and 4 overall TD's
Ferris State 78
Northern Michigan 3
Touchdown, rinse, repeat
Purdue 44
Illinois 19
You know what they say when The Boilers and Illini play? That was a question, does anyone know what they say?
Valparaiso 16
Southwest Minnesota State 15
Southwest Minnesota State must have thought it was gonna be an easy day after they jumped out to a 15-0 lead. The Beacons came all the way back for the win
Rutgers 52
Wagner 3
Oh, is Wagner in the Big Ten now?
The Oscoda City Desk Game of the Week®
Mississippi 55
LSU 49
Jaxson Dart knew it was winning time as he brought the Rebels all the way back in the 4th quarter with a 13 yard TD pass to Tre Harris with a mere 39 seconds to play to top the Bayou Bengals.For their efforts Jaxson Dart and Tre Harris may loot and pillage Oxford Mississippi for the next 24 hours
Friday, September 29, 2023
Late night open thread
Make sure not to miss the Scoreboard Show tomorrow night. All the cool kids will be there.
Time for Oscoda, After Dark
Friday night MULTIMEDIA EXTRAVAGANZA with PETER GABRIEL!
As Oscoda welcomes this weekend's SOLD OUT Bigfoot Bash (Suck on that Perchville) Johnny wanted to do his part and it took all of seconds to come up with a theme for tonight. If you can't figure it out a Bigfoot is going to come into your house and take all your valuables. 'Big Time' kicking things off.
Friday night MULTIMEDIA EXTRAVAGANZA with PATTY GRIFFIN!
Patty Griffin deserves better but here we are. 'One Big Love' on a very BIG night around here.
Friday night MULTIMEDIA EXTRAVAGANZA with BILLY JOEL!
Because you had to be
A Big Foot, didn't cha
You had to open up your mouth
You had to be a Big Foot, didn't cha
All your friends were so knocked out
Sunday, September 24, 2023
Late night open thread
There are 79 known moons orbiting Jupiter. Not one of them is named Lenny.
Time for Oscoda, After Dark
Sunday night MULTIMEDIA EXTRAVAGANZA with THE ANIMALS!
No matter how hard you search all the New Orleans listings, 'House of the Rising Sun' doesn't appear in ANY Zillow searches.
Someone should really get on that...
Sunday night MULTIMEDIA EXTRAVAGANZA with THE ENGLISH BEAT!
One of those great "I haven't heard that song in forever" tunes. 'Save It for Later' up next
Sunday night MULTIMEDIA EXTRAVAGANZA with PINK FLOYD!
Johnny has always been a fan of listening to some music on a Sunday night to help get into the right frame of mind for that Monday morning alarm clock. With that in mind here's some of that mood music taking us out with 'Hey You'
The weekend fun isn't over, make sure to come back tonight for the Music Series!
Johnny will see you all back here this evening for a rarity; A Sunday night Music Series. Company on a Friday night will do that...
Saturday, September 23, 2023
The Saturday night Scoreboard show!
Johnny is never a fan of the evening games, They never finish in time for the Scoreboard Show so sorry OSU and ND fans...
Shenandoah 48
Juniata 7
Haley Van Voorhis is a safety for Shenandoah and with her first quarter QB pressure she becomes the first female non-kicker to play in an NCAA football game.
Oregon 42
Colorado 6
Ducks coach Dan Lanning with some OUCH material: “The Cinderella story’s over, men. They’re fighting for clicks, we’re fighting for wins. There’s a difference,”
Maryland 31
Michigan State 9
Can MSU fire Mel Tucker twice?
Syracuse 29
Army 16
Syracuse is 4-0 and Johnny guesses the question going forward is this; Is this Orange team gonna spin that into 7-5 or 10-2?
Furman 28
Mercer 14
Johnny was seen wearing his Furman hat today on pup walks
TCU 34
SMU 17
Some letters got together today and played some football
Toledo 49
Western Michigan 31
Western Michigan had a comfortable lead at halftime. Operative word there is HAD
Framingham State 9
Westfield State 8
Ever seen a 9-8 football game? You have now
Nebraska 28
Louisiana Tech 14
Johnny will have to check, this doesn't look like another one-score loss for the Huskers
The Oscoda City Desk Game of the Week®
Florida State 31
Clemson 24 2OT
It had been a while since FSU had beaten Clemson, seven years in fact. Jordan Travis and Keon Coleman knew what needed doing. Come the second overtime. Travis hit Coleman with a 24 yard pass to get power up and send Dabo to 0-2 in the ACC. For their efforts, Jordan Travis and Keon Coleman may loot and pillage Clemson SC for the next 24 hours
Wednesday, September 20, 2023
Calling all cars, we have an APB out on a Sunday night Music Series!
Johnny's oldest and bestest friend is coming up Friday for his annual 36 hours in Oscoda trip he makes each September. Now, Johnny could move the Music Series to Saturday but that won't work because of the Saturday night Scoreboard Show. Plus that might just be too much entertainment for the nervous system if they ran on the same night. So Sunday night it is. See you then.
Saturday, September 16, 2023
The Saturday night Scoreboard Show!
Johnny is having to do some digging this week to bring you the best of college football.
Missouri 30
Kansas State 27
If Johnny had gone to college at Missouri this would have been the game of the week
Portland State 91
North American University 0
PSU covers the spread
Florida State 31
Boston College 29
BC scored 13 unanswered points in the 4th quarter...and still lost
North Carolina 31
Minnesota 13
You can't row the boat with 13 points
Florida 29
Tennessee 16
Same as it ever was...
Howard Payne 85
Lyon College 0
Howard Payne scored 47 points in the first quarter
Michigan 31
Bowling Green 6
The worst a team can look and still win 31-6
Louisville 21
Indiana 14
Being told this is not a Midwest Regional Final in the NCAA Tournament
Wake Forest 27
Old Dominion 24
Wake Forest woke the hell up just in time
The Oscoda City Desk Game of the Week®
Eastern Michigan 19
UMass 17
EMU is expecting big things this year but big things don't come about if they lose at home to UMess. QB Austin Smith and WR Hamze El-Zayat knew what they had to do. They connected on a 50 yard bomb with just over a minute to play to get power up and win the game. For their efforts both Austin Smith and Hamze El-Zayat may loot and pillage Ypsilanti Michigan if they aren't doing so already
Friday, September 15, 2023
Friday night MULTIMEDIA EXTRAVAGANZA with DURAN DURAN!
Did you know then, back in the 80's Duran Duran used to show up at Duran Duran look-a-like contests and try their luck. No word on what their success rate was. 'Union of the Snake' starting the fun tonight.
Friday night MULTIMEDIA EXTRAVAGANZA with DEL SHANNON!
Many in Michigan may not know Mr. Del Shannon was born in Grand Rapids and grew up in the small western Michigan town of Coopersville, right off of I-96. A Pure Michigan legend with 'Runaway' up next
Friday night MULTIMEDIA EXTRAVAGANZA with LIZ PHAIR!
From the most excellent album Exile in Guyville it's 'Never Said' taking us out tonight
Saturday, September 9, 2023
The Saturday night Scoreboard Show!
It's early and so many are trying to get out of the gate and make an impression. Let's see who enjoyed early-season glory...
North Carolina 40
Appalachian State 34 2OT
Drake Maye's 13 yard TD run in the second OT broke hearts in Boone
Iowa 20
Iowa State 13
You know what they say: When Iowa wins the Cy-Hawk Trophy corn prices stay stable. When Iowa State wins the dead rise and goblins roam the lands.
Michigan State 45
Richmond 14
Why would anyone invite ticks into their stadium?
Notre Dame College (OH) 87
West Virginia Wesleyan 9
Seems a tad unnecessary
Coast Guard 93
Anna Maria College 24
When Johnny says he checks every game, he checks EVERY game
Purdue 24
Virginia Tech 17
The teams suffered through, are you ready for this? A FIVE HOUR and TWENTY SEVEN minute weather delay
Akron 24
Morgan State 21
These Bears aren't hungry after this gack job
Notre Dame 45
North Carolina State 24
This covers the Scoreboard Show's Notre Dame obligations for a while
James Madison 36
Virginia 35
Almost the Game of the Week
The Oscoda City Desk Game of the Week®
Stonehill 33
Central Connecticut 30
Central Connecticut scored 23 4th quarter points to come all the way back and tie the game. Most teams might panic. Most teams don't have Perry Shelbred. Perry waited patiently for his chance late and kicked a 52 yard field goal as time expired to deny the comeback. For his efforts, Perry Shelbred may loot and pillage New Britain Connecticut for the next 24 hours
Friday, September 8, 2023
Friday night MULTIMEDIA EXTRAVAGANZA with VAN HALEN!
First, on a side note, Google and YouTube and making this harder and harder to put on a weekly Music Series with the way the fiddle-fuck around scraping for pennies. Cut and pastes that no longer work because they want to post the clip to your blog with their name. WRONG. Piss off. Not how this is done.
With that in mind let's get started tonight with 'Runnin' with the Devil'
Friday night MULTIMEDIA EXTRAVAGANZA with BLUE RODEO!
Jumping back to 1990 for this one. 'Trust Yourself' up next.
Friday night MULTIMEDIA EXTRAVAGANZA with BON JOVI!
Did you know then, the idea for the video for this song, 'It's My Life' was directly lifted from the 1999 German independent film Run Lola Run. A great movie everyone should see. It has been called the Citizen Kane of music videos.
Monday, September 4, 2023
Late night open thread
Another song of summer has come and gone. Now the autumn song must begin.
Time for Oscoda, After Dark
Happy Labor Day!
To all the workers and all the unions and Michiganders who built this great state, this one is for you!
Anyone do the Mackinac Bridge walk today? Love to hear about it in comments!
Sunday, September 3, 2023
Sunday night MULTIMEDIA EXTRAVAGANZA with ARETHA FRANKLIN!
So, the story goes that after Mick Jagger covered the Rolling Stones 'Beast of Burden' with Bette Midler (Nothing wrong with that track) it broke some verbal agreement between Mick and Keith Richards on the use of their music. It'd be fleshed out and discussed, apparently unlike the Mick and Bette collaboration.
So Keith, being Keith decided the only thing to do was to one up Mick. You have to climb the ladder a good bit to do better than the Divine Miss M. Keith was feeling frisky apparently and climbed the whole damn ladder to the top and asked Aretha Franklin to work with him on 'Jumpin' Jack Flash' which is simply incredible.
Want the best, use the best.
Sunday night MULTIMEDIA EXTRAVAGANZA with BECK!
OK music people, define a genre for this song. Johnny loves to hand out challenges, Tell us your ideas in comments. Beck with 'Tropicalia' up next.
Sunday night MULTIMEDIA EXTRAVAGANZA with TEARS FOR FEARS!
Truer words have never been spoken. 'Everybody Wants To Rule the World' taking us out on a Labor Day weekend 2023!
Saturday, September 2, 2023
Late night open thread
The Labor Day weekend fun rolls on tomorrow night with the Music Series! Y'all come back now, hear?
Time for Oscoda, After Dark
The Saturday night Scoreboard Show!
No more late night open thread for the Scoreboard Show, it get its own top billing this year!
Michigan 30
East Carolina 3
NCAA: Jim Harbaugh will serve a 4 game suspension for...
Jim Harbaugh: The hell I will, you guys can kiss my...
University of Michigan: Coach Harbaugh will begin serving his three game suspension today
Colorado 45
TCU 42
That goddamned AFLAC duck is gonna be everywhere this season
Oregon 81
Portland State 7
If you had Portland State and the points? Bummer for you
Houston Christian 66
Arkansas Baptist 0
Yet win the toss they did and decided to beat the holy hell from their vanquished victims and smote them: ESPN 2:9
Northern Illinois 27
Boston College 24
The Legend of Rocky Lombardi rolls on
Endicott College 31
St. Lawrence 0
Johnny has Endicott College slotted into the Cotton Bowl in his preseason predictions
Texas A&M 52
New Mexico 10
The over/under on the number of times New Mexico will be someone's homecoming opponent is 5
Wilmington (Ohio) 63
Wooster 43
The Playstation Game of the Week
Fresno State 39
Purdue 35
Fresno did an amazing job all day making the Boilers believe they were a much higher seed playing Fairleigh Dickinson or Saint Peter's in basketball
The Oscoda City Desk Game of the Week®
VMI 12
Davidson 7
When you are down 7-6 very late in the game and things are looking bad, that's no problem when your QB is Collin Ironside and he's still got a few seconds left on the clock to pass and Collin Ironside to collect the touchdown mana. For their last minute heroics both Collin Ironside and Collin Ironside may loot and pillage Lexington Virginia for the next 24 hours.
Friday, September 1, 2023
Late night open thread
Going to mix things up this Labor Day weekend. Tomorrow marks the return of the Saturday night Scoreboard Show so we'll have a rare Sunday night Music Series! It's all good on this long weekend!
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