Saturday, September 2, 2023

The Saturday night Scoreboard Show!

No more late night open thread for the Scoreboard Show, it get its own top billing this year!















Michigan 30
East Carolina 3
NCAA: Jim Harbaugh will serve a 4 game suspension for...
Jim Harbaugh: The hell I will, you guys can kiss my...
University of Michigan: Coach Harbaugh will begin serving his three game suspension today

Colorado 45
TCU 42
That goddamned AFLAC duck is gonna be everywhere this season

Oregon 81
Portland State 7
If you had Portland State and the points? Bummer for you

Houston Christian 66
Arkansas Baptist 0
Yet win the toss they did and decided to beat the holy hell from their vanquished victims and smote them: ESPN 2:9

Northern Illinois 27
Boston College 24
The Legend of Rocky Lombardi rolls on

Endicott College 31
St. Lawrence 0
Johnny has Endicott College slotted into the Cotton Bowl in his preseason predictions

Texas A&M 52
New Mexico 10
The over/under on the number of times New Mexico will be someone's homecoming opponent is 5

Wilmington (Ohio) 63
Wooster 43
The Playstation Game of the Week

Fresno State 39
Purdue 35
Fresno did an amazing job all day making the Boilers believe they were a much higher seed playing Fairleigh Dickinson or Saint Peter's in basketball

The Oscoda City Desk Game of the Week®
VMI 12
Davidson 7
When you are down 7-6 very late in the game and things are looking bad, that's no problem when your QB is Collin Ironside and he's still got a few seconds left on the clock to pass and Collin Ironside to collect the touchdown mana. For their last minute heroics both Collin Ironside and Collin Ironside may loot and pillage Lexington Virginia for the next 24 hours.

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