As much as it pains Johnny, no Saturday night Scoreboard Show this week

While news like this may make score aggregators like ESPN and CBS Sports happy not to go up against Johnny, it can't be helped this week. Johnny will be in Detroit for a wedding. Don't worry though, the Music Series will be on Friday as usual. 

It's the Saturday night Scoreboard Show!

Big plays, big scores, big snark awaits!

Eastern Michigan 36

St. Francis (PA) 0

EMU scored on a 99 yard fumble return, a blocked punt and a 90 yard pass. Nobody in Ypsilanti should be wanting their money back.

Montana 46

Western Carolina 34

Johnny had to check with how college football is anymore if this was a league game.

Rutgers 26

Virginia Tech 23

Va Tech scored 16 points in the 4th quarter...and still lost.

North Texas 44

Wyoming 17

And the skies were not cloudy all day.

Michigan 27

USC 24

The Rose Bowl seems to come earlier every year.

Ouachita Baptist 25

Southern Arkansas 20

Johnny used his sports betting app, Johnny Gambles to put big money on Ouachita Baptist and make some big coin.

Lehigh 35

Princeton 20

Party on South Mountain.

Texas A&M 26

Bowling Green 20

The Aggies whistle past the graveyard tonight.

Incarnate Word 38

Northern Arizona 14

The Scoreboard Show's yearly check-in on Incarnate Word and this evening that word is victory.

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James Madison 70

North Carolina 50

How do you score 50 points and lose? Easy, just watch Alonza Barnett III throw for 388 yards, 5 TD's  with no interceptions while also running for 99 yards and two scores. Stunning numbers. For his efforts, Alonza Barnett III may loot and pillage Chapel Hill North Carolina for the next 24 hours.

It's the Saturday night Scoreboard Show!

If college football is back so is the best scoreboard show in America. You all know how this works. Let's get to it, shall we?

Georgia 34

Clemson 3

Georgia has probably forgotten all about being left out of last year's playoffs.

Iowa 40

Illinois State 0

Iowa using up all their allotted points of the season in week 1? "It's a bold strategy, Cotton, let's see if it pays off for them."

Vanderbilt 34

Virginia Tech 27 OT
Johnny had to do a double-take as well. 

Air Force 21

Merrimack 6

Didn't Air Force join the Big Ten too? Johnny has lost count.

Purdue 49

Indiana State 0

Savor this one Boiler fans, savor, not many more of these on the horizon.

Washington State 70

Portland State 30

THIS is how you take first place in a two-team league.

Northern Illinois 54

Western Illinois 15

In the excitement that is directional-school Illinois football, NIU reigns supreme.

Northern Arizona 66

Lincoln (CA) 6

Uh oh, let's hope nether is nicknamed the Fighting Ouija Boards

The Citadel 22

Charleston Southern 21

The Citadel got power up with a late TD and held on to win

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Rhode Island 20

Holy Cross 17

Devin Farrell hit Shawn Harris Jr. with a 31-yard TD pass with 19 seconds to play sending Meade Stadium into pandemonium. For their efforts both Farrell and Harris Jr. may loot and pillage Kingston Rhode Island for the next 24 hours.

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The lesson this year? Play early or get left off the best Scoreboard Show in America. One more time this season, shall we?

Michigan 30

Ohio State 24

Here at WOCD (perfect, right?) we're playing all the stax of wax and platters that matter. We've got a long distance dedication from a Jim H to Ryan D, It's the Honey Cone and 'Want Ads'

Chattanooga 24

Austin Peay 21

The game was tied going into the 4th quarter. Go on and take a wild guess how many points Chattanooga outscored Austin Peay by. Go on, guess

Kentucky 38

Louisville 31

A big UK 4th quarter means the Governor's Cup stays with the Wildcats

Kutztown 32

Charleston (WV) 31

The big money was on Charleston (WV), the smart money was on Kutztown

Washington 24

Washington State 21

Whistling past the graveyard in Seattle tonight

Oklahoma State 40

BYU 34 2OT

Oklahoma State clinches a place in the Big 12 title game...barely

Old Dominion 25

Georgia State 24

ODU left the varsity in the locker room until the second half outscoring Georgia State 25-3

North Dakota State 66

Drake 3

The term 'lovely parting gifts' comes to mind

Syracuse 35

Wake Forest 31

The Orange are going bowling though probably not to the actual Orange Bowl

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Alabama 27

Auburn 24

Keep hope alive. That was all Alabama fans could hope for facing 4th and forever with seconds to play. Miss your chance and no playoffs for you. But no, there will be a chance next week because Auburn rushed TWO Players on the deciding play and Jalen Milroe hit Isaiah Bond with the winning TD. For their efforts, Jalen Milroe and Isaiah Bond may loot and pillage Auburn Alabama for the next 24 hours

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Johnny is never a fan of the evening games, They never finish in time for the Scoreboard Show so sorry OSU and ND fans...

Shenandoah 48

Juniata 7

Haley Van Voorhis is a safety for Shenandoah and with her first quarter QB pressure she becomes the first female non-kicker to play in an NCAA football game. 

Oregon 42

Colorado 6

Ducks coach Dan Lanning with some OUCH material: “The Cinderella story’s over, men. They’re fighting for clicks, we’re fighting for wins. There’s a difference,”

Maryland 31

Michigan State 9

Can MSU fire Mel Tucker twice?

Syracuse 29

Army 16

Syracuse is 4-0 and Johnny guesses the question going forward is this; Is this Orange team gonna spin that into 7-5 or 10-2?

Furman 28

Mercer 14

Johnny was seen wearing his Furman hat today on pup walks

TCU 34

SMU 17

Some letters got together today and played some football

Toledo 49

Western Michigan 31

Western Michigan had a comfortable lead at halftime. Operative word there is HAD

Framingham State 9

Westfield State 8

Ever seen a 9-8 football game? You have now

Nebraska 28

Louisiana Tech 14

Johnny will have to check, this doesn't look like another one-score loss for the Huskers

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Florida State 31

Clemson 24 2OT

It had been a while since FSU had beaten Clemson, seven years in fact. Jordan Travis and Keon Coleman knew what needed doing. Come the second overtime. Travis hit Coleman with a 24 yard pass to get power up and send Dabo to 0-2 in the ACC. For their efforts, Jordan Travis and Keon Coleman may loot and pillage Clemson SC for the next 24 hours

Calling all cars, we have an APB out on a Sunday night Music Series!

Johnny's oldest and bestest friend is coming up Friday for his annual 36 hours in Oscoda trip he makes each September. Now, Johnny could move the Music Series to Saturday but that won't work because of the Saturday night Scoreboard Show. Plus that might just be too much entertainment for the nervous system if they ran on the same night. So Sunday night it is. See you then.

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Johnny is having to do some digging this week to bring you the best of college football.

Missouri 30

Kansas State 27

If Johnny had gone to college at Missouri this would have been the game of the week

Portland State 91

North American University 0

PSU covers the spread

Florida State 31

Boston College 29

BC scored 13 unanswered points in the 4th quarter...and still lost

North Carolina 31

Minnesota 13

You can't row the boat with 13 points

Florida 29

Tennessee 16

Same as it ever was...

Howard Payne 85

Lyon College 0

Howard Payne scored 47 points in the first quarter

Michigan 31

Bowling Green 6

The worst a team can look and still win 31-6

Louisville 21

Indiana 14

Being told this is not a Midwest Regional Final in the NCAA Tournament

Wake Forest 27

Old Dominion 24

Wake Forest woke the hell up just in time

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Eastern Michigan 19

UMass 17

EMU is expecting big things this year but big things don't come about if they lose at home to UMess. QB Austin Smith and WR Hamze El-Zayat knew what they had to do. They connected on a 50 yard bomb with just over a minute to play to get power up and win the game. For their efforts both Austin Smith and Hamze El-Zayat may loot and pillage Ypsilanti Michigan if they aren't doing so already

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No more late night open thread for the Scoreboard Show, it get its own top billing this year!

Michigan 30

East Carolina 3

NCAA: Jim Harbaugh will serve a 4 game suspension for...

Jim Harbaugh: The hell I will, you guys can kiss my...

University of Michigan: Coach Harbaugh will begin serving his three game suspension today

Colorado 45

TCU 42

That goddamned AFLAC duck is gonna be everywhere this season

Oregon 81

Portland State 7

If you had Portland State and the points? Bummer for you

Houston Christian 66

Arkansas Baptist 0

Yet win the toss they did and decided to beat the holy hell from their vanquished victims and smote them: ESPN 2:9

Northern Illinois 27

Boston College 24

The Legend of Rocky Lombardi rolls on

Endicott College 31

St. Lawrence 0

Johnny has Endicott College slotted into the Cotton Bowl in his preseason predictions

Texas A&M 52

New Mexico 10

The over/under on the number of times New Mexico will be someone's homecoming opponent is 5

Wilmington (Ohio) 63

Wooster 43

The Playstation Game of the Week

Fresno State 39

Purdue 35

Fresno did an amazing job all day making the Boilers believe they were a much higher seed playing Fairleigh Dickinson or Saint Peter's in basketball

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VMI 12

Davidson 7

When you are down 7-6 very late in the game and things are looking bad, that's no problem when your QB is Collin Ironside and he's still got a few seconds left on the clock to pass and Collin Ironside to collect the touchdown mana. For their last minute heroics both Collin Ironside and Collin Ironside may loot and pillage Lexington Virginia for the next 24 hours.

OK kids, lineup change for this weekend...

Since Johnny will be seeing his best friend since 9th grade this evening for the first time since May of 2018 the Music Series will have to be delayed until tomorrow night. Nope, nope, wait, that's the Saturday Night Scoreboard Show. Well, Sunday night music it shall be. We'll see you then.

Not quite yet, the Saturday Night Scoreboard Show returns next Saturday

There just aren't enough college football games today for a proper Scoreboard Show so that will happen next Saturday. Johnny loves putting those up like nobody's business and he does get some really great viewing numbers to boot. Patience friends, it's close.