Late night open thread

The final Saturday Night Scoreboard Show of the Year, where even the hot takes are cold, like the snow outside.

Ohio State 368
Michigan Whatever
Normally a rivalry takes two involved teams

Syracuse 39
Wake Forest 30 OT
Not often a team wins an overtime game by 9 point but the Orange managed -- with crime

Wisconsin 38
Minnesota 17
The weasel family played one big game today and those Badgers, they just weren't ready to let anybody to row any boats

UNLV 33
Nevada 30 OT
The Silver State goes all Rebels on America

Auburn 48
Alabama 45
Johnny has cursed Alabama until their fan who killed Auburn's trees pays his goddamned fines and court costs

Michigan State 19
Maryland 16
With the win MSU fans will be forced to watch this team play a bowl game

Memphis 34
Cincinnati 24
Memphis wins their division and will host a conference title game next week vs, oh, would you look at that, Cincinnati

Rice 30
UTEP 16
The hottest Rice that ever was Rice -- The Owls had no W's 3 weeks ago but close with 3 straight wins. No quitters there

Air Force 20
Wyoming 6
Bet you didn't know Air Force was 10-2

The Oscoda City Desk Game of the Week®
Indiana 44
Purdue 41 2OT
With their win today, and this seems odd but Johnny checked, Indiana ties a school record with their 8th football win in one season. How about that. As jaded as so many fans can be in demanding success of their team, Johnny included, an 8 win season was the thing for IU. For this historic moment, Johnny says the entire Hoosier football team can loot and pillage West Lafayette Indiana for the next 24 hours (Trust Johnny, it won't take that long)

Time for Oscoda, After Dark