Friday night MULTIMEDIA EXTRAVAGANZA with JAMES BROWN!

Way back when, one of Johnny's closest friends was about to have her first baby. She had everything for the nursery and even had a little CD player/boom box thing for baby music and lullabies and so forth.

Uh huh.

Welllll now you let Uncle Johnny go ahead and make a couple CD's for the baby to listen to and learn what this crazy world is all about. 'Get On Up' was the third song on the first CD.

That kid today? So cool he pisses ice cubes. Thanks Uncle Johnny!