Saturday, September 11, 2021

Late night open thread

The Saturday night Scoreboard Show, if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a burn.

Iowa 27
Iowa St. 17
You know what they say: When Iowa wins the Cy-Hawk Trophy corn prices stay stable. When Iowa State wins the dead rise and goblins roam the lands

Oregon 35
Ohio St. 28
Close the bridges in Columbus as Ducks beat Bucks for Ann Arbor yucks

Wisconsin 34
Eastern Michigan 7
Bucky ends EMU's reign over the Big Ten at 3 games in a row

Albion 51
Defiance 0
That's not much defiance at all really

Rutgers 17
Syracuse 7
People paid actual money to see this game which was scoreless at halftime. Actual money, no coupons

Boston College 45
UMass 28
Yes yes, Paul Revere, Minutemen, blah blah blah

Whitworth 31
Lincoln University 29
Lincoln stormed back with 20 4th quarter points...and still lost. When Johnny says he checks every game, he checks every game

Bluefield College 46
Emory & Henry 45
Bluefield stormed back with 29 4th quarter points...and got power up and won their game

Arkansas 40
Texas 21
How's that SEC tasting so far Mr. Texas?

The Oscoda City Desk Game of the Week®
Duquesne 28
Ohio 26
Of course you knew that Duquesne had never beaten a Division 1 opponent, right? What's that, you didn't? Duquesne had an 8 point lead with 9 seconds to play BUT those Ohio Bobcats scored a TD and went for 2 to tie. Tim Lowery would have none of that nonsense and broke up the two-point conversion ensuring Duquesne glory. For his efforts, Tim Lowery may loot and pillage Athens Ohio for the next 24 hours

Time for Oscoda, After Dark

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