Saturday, October 2, 2021

Late night open thread

The Saturday Night Scoreboard Show, the most fun you can have without paying taxes

Georgia 37
Arkansas 0
Arkansas wins the initial Mike Damone award, "I woke up in a great mood. I don't know what the hell happened..."

Michigan 38
Wisconsin 17
That Badger by the side of the road is starting to smell bad

Kentucky 20
Florida 13
Kentucky is 5-0, you can look it up

Lane 71
Texas College 0
Johnny took Lane and the points on his own sportsbook app, JohnnyBet®

Navy 34
UCF 30
Navy with 17 unanswered points in the 4th quarter sinks UCF

Texas Tech 23
West Virginia 20
How many couches in Morgantown are paying the ultimate price for this loss tonight?

Rice 24
Southern Miss 19
Southern Miss scored 5 points in the 4th quarter. Needed 5 more

Fordham 42
Lafayette 41
Fordham got power up in a late 72 yard drive to win. Rams doing Ram things

Northern Michigan 26
Wayne State 19
Johnny knows NMU is a party school having gone there for a year, he didn't know the football team could still show up in the 4th quarter and lay 18 points on someone and go back to Halverson and Payne Halls and let's call it hydrate some more

Wake Forest 37
Louisville 34
Wake Forest is 5-0 and in first place in the ACC. Why are they undefeated and in first place? Because Nick Sciba does not miss opportunities to win games against Louisville and kicked the game-winning field goal with just 22 seconds to play. For his efforts, Nick Sciba may loot and pillage Winston-Salem NC fir the next 24 hours

Time for Oscoda, After Dark

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