The Saturday night Scorebard Show

Late October and losses are killers. Let's see who's still walking about...

Indiana 13

Michigan 6 OT

At least the cheating is over and normalcy has returned to Ann Arbor

Cincinnati 37

Texas Tech 24

Speaking of killer losses...

 

South Carolina 27

Tennessee 24

Grits, sweet tea and another choke by the Vols.

 

Northern Michigan 27

Roosevelt 10

It's a great day to be a Wildcat!

 

Illinois 21

Oregon 10

What, did somebody step on a Duck?

Florida Atlantic 51

Rice 49

Waiter, this Rice is a little under-cooked.

Northwood (MI) 37

Ohio Dominican 35

Northwood stays perfect

 

Minnesota 13

Iowa 10

The greatest college football trophy, Floyd of Rosedale, is wintering in Minneapolis

Southern Virginia 23

Bellhaven 19

Late heroics for Southern Virginia

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Kansas 25

Baylor 24

The Jayhawks came from way back in the second half to take a one point lead late. Uh oh, Baylor drove down for a very makeable field goal. Blake Herold was having none of it. He got power up and blocked the Baylor attempt preserving the Kansas victory. For his efforts, Blake Herold may loot and pillage Lawrence Kansas for the next 24 hours.

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The last Saturday of September was a big one. Let's point at the losers and laugh...

 

Wisconsin 24

Penn State 20

2 late Badger TD's send PSU reeling, as usual...

Eastern Michigan 29

Lindenwood 3

That EMU vs UMass game next Saturday is sure to have the new and disappointing ESPN Gameday crew on hand.

 

Wake Forest 30

Louisville 27

Wake Forest scored 3 unanswered points in the 4th quarter and would you look at that, won by 3.

Wabash 34

Wooster 7

If you had the JohnnyBets® sports app on your phone you'd have known this was the lock of the day

 

UCLA 54

Maryland 3

UCLA is 4-0 and looking the part.

South Florida 14

Bowling Green 6

2 late TD's spoil two really nice first half BG field goals.

 

Lehigh 20

Penn 7

Lehigh 5-0 and doing Lehigh things.

Baylor 23

Colorado 13

Neon Deion is more of a semi-gloss paint swatch at this point.

Shaw 28

Livingstone 27 OT

When Johnny says he checks all the scores each Saturday he means ALL the scores.

 

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Iowa 20

Michigan 19

Corn strong! We saw what Michigan could do with one second, now we see what Iowa can do with two. Hank Brown hit Reece Vander Zee with no time left to lift Iowa to their first win in Ann Arbor since the Earth was cooling. For their efforts both Hank Brown and Reece Vander Zee may loot and pillage Ann Arbor for the next 24 hours.

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Wake Forest 38

Purdue 36 

2OT
Purdue already in mid season form

Oklahoma State 39

Oregon 31

The Cowboys busted out the old Atari and played some Duck Hunt

 

 

Iowa 16

Iowa State 13

You know what they say: When Iowa wins the Cy-Hawk Trophy corn prices stay stable. When Iowa State wins the dead rise from the grave and goblins roam the lands. 

Nottingham Forest 2

Aston Villa 1

Oops, wrong football

Washington 16

Utah State 14

The Huskies spent the afternoon whistling past the graveyard 

James Madison 87

Wagner 3

Feels like Wagner slept with Dolly Madison

Ohio 29

Jacksonville State 27

4 OT

Plenty of free football in Athens today

 

Lehigh 44

William & Mary 20

Like Steely Dan once sang, William & Mary won't do now...

Roosevelt 59

Southwest Baptist 56

Southwest Baptist scored 35 points in the 4th quarter and darned near pulled this one out

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Eastern Kentucky 22

Chattanooga 17

You didn't think Brayden Latham was going to let the EKU's winning drive stall out late on Chattanooga's one-yard line did you? Of course not, Johnny either. For his efforts in getting power up and winning the game, Brayden Latham may loot and pillage Richmond Kentucky for the next 24 hours

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 It's back and better than ever on a "you sure got your ass kicked weekend"

 

Georgia 63

Tennessee State 3

At least TSU kept it within 60

 

Tennessee 56

Furman 9

Johnny could have worn four Furman hats and it wouldn't have mattered.

 

Iowa 40

Northern Illinois 0

Iowa used up four weeks worth of points today

Syracuse 66

New Hampshire 3

Hope that payday was worth it, Wildcats

Cincinnati 34

Boston College 15

Johnny met a wonderful couple outside Marion's this afternoon who were Bearcat fans so we'll give them some love tonight

Lehigh 45

Georgetown 14

Lehigh doing Lehigh things

Texas A&M 50

Missouri State 0

Only half a hundred for the Aggies

South Carolina 57

Kent State 0

Johnny said ass kickings

Kansas State 71

Nicholls 3

Nicholls, really KSU?

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The Citadel 43

Charlotte 41 3OT

The Citadel had a chance to win this in the 2nd OT but their 2 point conversion failed, OT 3? They tossed it to Whit "Big Money" Hobgood. Game over, The Citadel for the win. For his efforts, Whit Hobgood may loot and pillage Charlotte North Carolina for the next 24 hours

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Oregon 18

Iowa 16

The Ducks learning points are against the law in Iowa

UConn 37

Duke 34

UConn storms back in the 4th for the win

Eastern Michigan 27

Bowling Green 21

The ONLY MAC game played on Saturday this week. Good lord

Arizona 24

Kansas 20

Quincy Craig knows drama, you can look it up. He scores with seconds to play for the Arizona win

Northern Michigan 47

Davenport 45 4OT

Davenport scored 14 unanswered in the 4th to tie it but no soup for them

Wisconsin 13

Washington 10

That dog pooped in the house

Lehigh 38

Holy Cross 3

10-0 Lehigh has a choice matchup with Lafayette in a couple weeks

Iowa State 20

TCU 17

Aiden Flora, take a bow. A 79 yard punt returns proves to be the winning score

Delaware 25

Louisiana Tech 24

Louisiana Tech scored 17 big 4th quarter points...and should have scored 18

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Indiana 27

Penn State 24

Omar Cooper Jr. came up with a spectacular catch in the back of the end zone saving the Hoosiers from their first loss. Stunning footwork. For his efforts today Omar Cooper Jr. may loot and pillage State College Pennsylvania for the next 24 hours

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So many games this week vying for THE game of the week...

Northwestern 22

Penn State 21

What a great world we live in, Johnny can take. couple weeks off of scoreboard duty to nurse his pup and he comes back and STILL gets to make fun of Pedd State.

Pitt 34

Florida State 31

Mason Heintschel leads the Panthers to victory in Tallahassee

Drake 19

San Diego 16

Harry Balke came as close as anyone to looting and pillaging hitting a 55-yard field goal as time ran out to get power up and win the game for Drake

Navy 32

Temple 31

Navy stays perfect with a Blake Horvath 50-yard run to glory with less than a minute left

Indiana 30

Oregon 20

The Hoosiers are next up in the 'Who has a chance against Ohio State' derby

Rose-Hulman 35

Franklin 34

Know who's not going winless this year? Rose-Hulman

Ole Miss 24

Washington State 21

Ole Miss whistles past the graveyard

Iowa 37

Wisconsin 0

Look children, a badger carcass...

Lehigh 31

Columbia 7

Break up the Mountain Hawks, winners of 12 straight regular season games

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Dartmouth 17

Yale 16

Owen Zalc had not had the best day. He'd missed two field goals. Yet, when the time came, and the money was on the table, Owen Zalc did not miss, he hit from 51-yards out as time expired to get power up and win the game. For his efforts, Owen Zalc may loot and pillage Hanover New Hampshire for the next 24 hours

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On a blowout Saturday these games had real value: 

Iowa State 16

Iowa 13

You know what they say: When Iowa wins the Cy-Hawk Trophy corn prices stay stable. When Iowa State wins the dead rise from the grave and goblins roam the lands. 

The College of New Jersey 27

Lycoming 24

Let the gabagool flow!

Baylor 48

SMU 45 2OT
SMU led by 14 points with less than 4 minutes to play

Anderson (IN) 7

Alfred State College 6

No shit, 7-6

NC State 35

Virginia 31

The Wolfpack strike late for the win

Ferris State 66

Lake Erie 6

You gave up six points to a lake?

Army 24

Kansas State 21

The Black Knights of the Hudson own the 4th quarter and get power up and win the game

Calvin University 88

Oberlin 6

Really Calvin? Really?

New Hampshire 19

Holy Cross 16

Nick Reed's 4th FG from 40 yards out wins it at the gun

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South Florida 18

Florida 16

Nico Gramatica kicked a 20-yard field goal as time expired to give the Bulls the huge upset over the mistake-prone Gators. For his efforts, Nico Gramatica may loot and pillage Gainesville Florida for the next 14 hours

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Yes, yes, Johnny has missed it too! Shall we?

Florida State 31

Alabama 17

Alabama fans right now wondering what that serious little guy that hangs out with the duck is up to

Frostburg State 41

Shepherd 27

Johnny has Frostburg State slated to play in the Fiesta Bowl after this big win

Iowa 34

Albany 7

Iowa better be careful using up all their points like this on Albany

Carson-Newman 41

West Virginia State 10

This one time, long ago, Johnny had sex with a girl who went to Carson-Newman

Ohio State 14

Texas 7

The Arch Manning era lasted 3 whole hours

Furman 23

William & Mary 21

Johnny's beat up Furman hat worn on an early dog walk this morning was probably this difference here

Indiana 27

Old Dominion 14

Anyone else think this is too close for a playoff team last year?

Presbyterian 25

Mercer 10

When Johnny says he checks ALL the scores on Saturday he means ALL the scores. Zach Switzer who scored on a late TD run almost got to loot and pillage. Almost.

Boston College 66

Fordham 10

BC must have been like angry and stuff

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Howard 10

Florida A&M 9

It's serious business kids. It's late in the Orange Blossom Classic. Tyriq Starks had moved the Howard Bison into position for a late opportunity for glory. Matt Conord claimed that glory for Howard hitting a 43-yard field goal as time expired. For his efforts, Matt Conord may loot and pillage Miami Gardens Florida for the next 24 hours.