Saturday, November 30, 2019

Late night open thread

The final Saturday Night Scoreboard Show of the Year, where even the hot takes are cold, like the snow outside.

Ohio State 368
Michigan Whatever
Normally a rivalry takes two involved teams

Syracuse 39
Wake Forest 30 OT
Not often a team wins an overtime game by 9 point but the Orange managed -- with crime
Wisconsin 38
Minnesota 17
The weasel family played one big game today and those Badgers, they just weren't ready to let anybody to row any boats

UNLV 33
Nevada 30 OT
The Silver State goes all Rebels on America

Auburn 48
Alabama 45
Johnny has cursed Alabama until their fan who killed Auburn's trees pays his goddamned fines and court costs

Michigan State 19
Maryland 16
With the win MSU fans will be forced to watch this team play a bowl game

Memphis 34
Cincinnati 24
Memphis wins their division and will host a conference title game next week vs, oh, would you look at that, Cincinnati

Rice 30
UTEP 16
The hottest Rice that ever was Rice -- The Owls had no W's 3 weeks ago but close with 3 straight wins. No quitters there

Air Force 20
Wyoming 6
Bet you didn't know Air Force was 10-2

The Oscoda City Desk Game of the Week®
Indiana 44
Purdue 41 2OT
With their win today, and this seems odd but Johnny checked, Indiana ties a school record with their 8th football win in one season. How about that. As jaded as so many fans can be in demanding success of their team, Johnny included, an 8 win season was the thing for IU. For this historic moment, Johnny says the entire Hoosier football team can loot and pillage West Lafayette Indiana for the next 24 hours (Trust Johnny, it won't take that long)

Time for Oscoda, After Dark

Friday, November 29, 2019

Friday night MULTIMEDIA EXTRAVAGANZA with THE PSYCHEDELIC FURS!

Check it out, "multimedia" "extravaganza" and "psychedelic" -- Johnny's Scrabble game is strong. Getting us started tonight, a song Johnny is guessing you haven't heard in a while, 'Heartbreak Beat' in all it's 80's glory.

Friday night MULTIMEDIA EXTRAVAGANZA with KOOL & THE GANG!

When one is perusing their iTunes catalog for Music Series-worthy songs, and 'Jungle Boogie' just happens by, well friends, you have our second song tonight.

Friday night MULTIMEDIA EXTRAVAGANZA with LITTLE RICHARD!

Johnny just has a hunch that if Little Richard were to appear on The Masked Singer, Johnny and most of America would guess this voice, no matter how produced. Plus he'd probably win with some of the washed up rabble on that show.

Taking us out tonight it's 'Lucille'

Thursday, November 28, 2019

Late night open thread

Don't forget tomorrow night's Music Series and Saturday's final Scoreboard Show of the season.

Tome for Oscoda, After Dark

Happy Thanksgiving to all Johnny's roaring cats and kittens!

In honor of this momentous day, yes, a holiday classic.

The dump is still closed in Stockbridge Massachusetts on Thanksgiving.

Saturday, November 23, 2019

Late night open thread

The Saturday Night Scoreboard Show -- The hour grows late for some teams to make something of themselves

Florida International 30
Miami (FL) 24
Where's Nelson Muntz when you need him

California 24
Stanford 20
No Stanford band members were injured in the making of this Bears victory

USC 52
UCLA 35
No game has better aesthetics than this one. When USC is in red and UCLA is in powder blue, every other game can try for second place

Michigan State 27
Rutgers 0
Isn't this why Rutgers is in the Big Ten to begin with, pile up wins for the bigger brands? Rutgers now is like Northwestern in the 1970's

Rice 20
North Texas 14
Last week Rice was cooking with their first win of the season, now that same Rice is on fire

Idaho 60
N. Arizona 53 OT
The Playstation Game of the Week

Minnesota 38
Northwestern 22
We come to it at last next week, Varmint Bowl with the Gophers and Badgers playing for the Big Ten West title

UNLV 38
San Jose St. 35
UNLV got power up very late and took this one

UCF 34
Tulane 31
At least Johnny's new Tulane shirt got them to bowl eligibility

The Oscoda City Desk Game of the Week®
Yale 50
Harvard 43 2OT
Yale, playing for a share of the Ivy League title fell behind 15-3 at halftime. That's when the protestors hit the center of the field at the Yale Bowl. Fans from both sides in a long-planned protest over climate change and excusing Puerto Rico's debt. To that end they got the attention they sought but Yale came roaring back after play resumed. They tied the game. It went to overtime. It went to a second overtime. It was getting dark as the Yale Bowl has no lights. Would they finish the game? They would indeed and thanks to his two TD passes in the final 88 seconds, Yale QB Kurt Rawlings may loot and pillage New Haven Connecticut for the next 24 hours

Time for Oscoda, After Dark

Late night open thread

“I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.” -- Jon Stewart

Time for Oscoda, After Dark

Friday, November 22, 2019

Friday night MULTIMEDIA EXTRAVAGANZA with THE CHARLATANS U.K.!

If you Google "England 1990" this video pops up.

No, really...

'The Only One I Know' getting us started tonight
(Just kidding about the Googling thing but if you do, let us know what you find in comments)

Friday night MULTIMEDIA EXTRAVAGANZA with AEROSMITH!

Do you like rock and roll boys and girls? Good, so does Johnny.

'Back in the Saddle Again' for us cool kids. This song is so choice.