Johnny has been propositioned by exactly one rock star. Chrissie Hynde. Of course she invited every guy under age 40 backstage one Valentine's Day night in Ann Arbor but hey, Johnny was a month under 40 so it counts. Mrs. Johnny told Johnny by all means go for it. We had a celebrity clause in our wedding vows you see.
Offer or not, Johnny's not gonna cheat while his wife waits in the lobby for him to finish up. Kind of a rule he has. 'Tattooed Love Boys' keeping the party hot.
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